What You Get

- One custom digital masterpiece of questionable quality.
- Your pet’s name included, if requested.
- High-res PNG & JPG files.
- Perfect for printing, framing, sharing, or memeing.
- Delivered straight to your email.
- A portrait that somehow looks wrong... and exactly like your pet.

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Want a Physical Print Instead?

We’ll print your poorly drawn pet on fine art paper and ship it straight to your door — framed or unframed.

Print & Ship My Portrait Instead

  • 100% custom from your pet

  • 0% polished, 100% personality

  • PNG + JPG, ready to print

  • Next-day portrait delivery

How It Works?

1. Send Us Your Pet Photo

Upload one clear photo, tell us their name, and leave the questionable artistic decisions to us.

2. We Draw Them Badly

We turn their adorable little face into a weird, wonky, wonderfully poorly drawn portrait.

3. Meet Their Wonky Twin

Your portrait arrives by email, ready to print, frame, share, meme, or surprise your friends.

Still Have Questions?

How fast is delivery?

By the very next day.

What files will I receive?

You’ll receive high-resolution PNG and JPG files, ready to print, frame, share, or gift.

Can I have more than one pet in one portrait?

Yes! You can include multiple pets in one gloriously awkward portrait.

Do you only draw cats and dogs?

Nope. If you call it your pet, we’ll give it our best poorly drawn attempt.

What if I don’t like my portrait?

Our portraits are intentionally weird and imperfect, but if something is genuinely wrong with your order, contact us and we’ll help.

Let’s Make Your Pet Look Weird

One photo in. One wonderfully wonky portrait out.

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